I'm so happy that my life is not a literal soap opera. Well, I suppose sometimes it can be, More often than not it's a sitcom. I'm catching up on my soaps and as much as I enjoy them I'm happy I don't live in Llanview or Port Charles.
Speaking of: on OLTL, why in the hell would they make Elijah be Bennett Thompson? That's about the suckiest twist in all of soaphood. I'm completely pissed off. He's one of my favorite characters and now he's a bad guy? Screw you OLTL!