To the bloke who accidentally tasted grape juice after it fermented a while and didn't toss it but realized it was a Very Good Thing, thank you. Without you, mothers all over the world would not be sane. Although now that I think about it, it was probably a mother who discovered the fermented grape juice. It had to be. Who else would even have fermented grape juice laying around anyway?
Hmm. Gee. A mother with kids, that's who. A mothers with kids who leave their toys, clothes, games, dishes, and CUPS OF JUICE laying about . As much as we try to slave, mothers through the ages still miss a few cups here and there and I would bet it was no different with ancient mummies (see what I did there?).
So in the end, I suppose we really have our kids to thank for driving us to drink. They started it all. History. We are doomed to repeat it.
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