Friday, July 09, 2010

Moms, Kids, and Alcohol

To the bloke who accidentally tasted grape juice after it fermented a while and didn't toss it but realized it was a Very Good Thing, thank you.  Without you, mothers all over the world would not be sane.  Although now that I think about it, it was probably a mother who discovered the fermented grape juice.  It had to be.  Who else would even have fermented grape juice laying around anyway?

Hmm.  Gee.  A mother with kids, that's who.  A mothers with kids who leave their toys, clothes, games, dishes, and CUPS OF JUICE laying about .  As much as we try to slave, mothers through the ages still miss a few cups here and there and I would bet it was no different with ancient mummies (see what I did there?).

So in the end, I suppose we really have our kids to thank for driving us to drink.  They started it all.  History.  We are doomed to repeat it.

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