This is an order on high from Her Majesty, Queen Jessica. Check your bread drawer/bin or wherever the frock it is you keep your potatoes more often than whenever you need potatoes. In fact, do it right now. Go ahead. I'll wait.
::taps foot::
From this point forward, you are to check your potatoes at least weekly and continue to keep them in a cool, dark place that is not your refrigerator. If you don't, you can expect your potatoes to turn to a dark, semi-liquified semi-sludge putrification that will smell like death. Satan himself would do his best to escape from Hell to get away from the odor, so do yourself a favor and don't let your potatoes get to stank.
And please don't ask what provoked this post. I knew all of this already and still... oh, and still the rank of the stank.
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