Very Bad Things To Do: Part 5

• Scooping kitty litter and pouring it into your Little People's Castle. The Little People, and Mommy, don't appreciate it.
  
• Pushing the cat's face fur back so that her eyes bulge.
  
• Trying to unclog a toilet without Mommy or Daddy's help.
  
• Stuffing keyholes with toilet paper, pieces of wet wipes, tiny rocks, and clay.
  
• Using food coloring as finger paint.
  
• Ripping gift tissue into millions of little pieces, that are too big to vacuum, but too small to be convenient to clean up.
  
• Playing in snow with crocs and no socks.
  
• Using an entire bottle of foaming hand wash in two days.
  
• "Helping" Mommy refill the sugar shaker with salt.
  
• Peeing on Mommy's bed, and then blaming Mommy for it.
  
• Staying home sick from school, and then running around like a little lunatic.
  
• Watching Barbie as Mariposa 4 times in a row. Blech.
  
• Copying Timmy Turner's whine from Fairly Oddparents.
  
• Copying Ping Wing's (or whatever the frick the baby duck's name is) speech impediment because you think it's "cute and cool."
  
• Pulling craft eyes off a school-art penguin ON PURPOSE no less, and then crying about it immediately following the action.
  
• Running away from Mommy when it's time to get dressed for school, because you think it's OK to wear a leotard to class.
  
• Turning the fridge dial from its current setting, thusly either making the milk warm and sour, or freezing everything and losing veggies to frost.