- Dropping the phone in the sink.
- Forgetting to bleach the bath tub for two weeks.
- Not letting your mother brush your hair for two days.
- Running out of deodorant.
- Running out of gas in the car.
- Forgetting to to thaw out dinner until an hour before having to start cooking.
- Picking the kitten up by the neck until her eyes bulge.
- Stabbing your mother in the arse with a fork.
- Holding your bladder so long that when you finally pee, the Pull-Up can't handle the massive amount and leaks in a stream down your leg.
- Opening up the package of quick-rise yeast and tasting it like you expect it to be sugar.
- Eating from the kitten's food dish.
- Wrapping several hair elastics around your wrist, then showing Mommy and saying "Isn't my hand a pretty shade of purple Mommy?"
- Trying to eat used tea bags.
- Trying to heave your bicycle over the fence out of the backyard after Mommy told you it's not time to ride bikes on the sidewalk.
- Leaving the Jack O'Lantern on the porch when it's been warm outside, causing the pumpkin to rot sooner and attract clouds of fruit flies.
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