"Hi, honey, whatcha doing?"
"I need this open."
Hands Mommy a salsa jar.
"Hmmm, are you hungry?"
"Mommy, I need this open."
"How about we get you a real snack? Would you like a cinnamon pancake from this morning?"
"No, I need the salsa open."
"Would you like a drink of water to go with the pancake?"
"No, I want salsa. Please open that."
"I can't honey. Look, it's empty."
"Oh, it's empty. Can you open that?"
"I said it's empty. Let's choose another snack with some water."
"No, I want salsa. Can you please open that Mommy?"
"Oh look, there are some plain pancakes left, honey! Would you like me to warm one up and put a little bit of syrup on it?"
"I want you to open the salsa!"
"Honey, I already said no."
"NO! I WANT THAT! Open it please."
"Honey, what's inside the jar?"
"It's empty, Mommy."
"Can I have some ice cream?"