The update is that, well, the Crazy Lady With No Uterus But Still Thinks She's Having Twins is still "pregnant" and she's 12/13 days past her "due date." Somehow, I'm not surprised. I am, however, bored with the whole thing and just hope that this woman gets some help. She's completely off her nut, but is STILL hanging on to the belief that she's somehow pregnant with Miracle Twins because of a hallucination she had where dotGod whispered "miracle babies" into her ear. Or it's an elaborate online hoax. Well, as elaborate as the typical EHealth reader can stand, anyway. She'd never get away with it on BBC ;-).
There's still some anticipation, where there's some hope that she either finally admits it was all a big fat hoax just so she could earn some money through her affiliate site based on number of hits to her page where her unchanging belly is posted with regular updates... or she posts and admits that there are simply no babies with some sort of "explanation." There's little chance that she'll just disappear never to be seen again because she keeps posting on EHealth.
OK, now can I just say that I try to post over there in the pregnancy forum. There is such gross misinformation being posted there and such a level of immaturity that it's astounding. On BabyCenter, even if a poster here and there isn't especially "all there" the level of intelligence is pretty good. Most posters in my experience are actually pretty educated and knowledgable, and I learn something new every day. I really enjoy the experience of BabyCenter, which is why I host 3 boards. But EHealth... holy crap. They're sort of the uneducated trailer trash and stupid teens that are in the special ed programs in elementary school. Full of posts like "Could I be pregnant if all we did was dry hump?" or "We took a bath together, and my bf didn't cum but I think I might be pregnant anyway because my period is tomorrow and it might be late." I'm not kidding or making this up. Admittedly, I only started posting there because of fatfamily, and when I poked around the site I felt obligated to try to post some correct info but honestly... my head hurts after reading too much over there. She did try to post on BabyCenter a couple years ago with an eerie post about the impending "expected miracle pregnancy."
I appreciate my BBC even more now, regardless of whiners who are convinced that BBC is trying to suppress their freedom of speech by disallowing vulgar cursing or explicit graphic discussions about sex. It's safe to say that once the fatfamily saga is over, I will gladly retire my SN at EHealth. I guess I feel like after getting this invested in the whole My'rackle Baybeez Saga, I should follow it through. I DESERVE to know how this ends damnit!!!
So, fatfamily's explanation so far as to why dotGod hasn't told her that it's time to deliver her myrackle baybeez and allowed dr's to see them is because all of her other full term pregancies were 2 weeks past their due date. Totally not taking into account the fact that without a uterus, she wouldn't go into labor. No water breaking, no contractions, no mucous plug to pop out. Remember, she was "due" April 1st. April Fool's Day. And 2 weeks late would make her baybeez "new due date" EASTER. I don't know if that means she thinks the Easter Bunny is going to show up with a sonogram and exclaim "Well gosh dern it, Dr Jekyll, dere's dem baybeez clear as day! Pony up and gimme dat dere chocolate scalpel! How in dotGod's name did you miss this???"
If you want to see the most recent posts, it's kinda dull. She just posts scripture and calls everyone a liar for not believing her. She doesn't even understand the meaning of the scriptures and bible passages that she's quoting. But the Posted New Photos is the only thread that EHealth is allowing to stay open on the fatfamily subject.
Original Posts on fatfamily here:
Some Scary Shite
Well, That Was Anticlimactic